July 30, 2001
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The Top 12 Signs Your Pet is Taking Viagra
- Let's just say the cat isn't always landing on its feet these days.
- Your Acura dealer called, asking where Mr. Furpants wants his new NSX delivered.
- The catching and toying with the field mice is still cute and all, but now you have to leave the room for the endgame.
- Still waiting to greet you at the door when you arrive home from work, but now wears a French maid outfit.
- Stupid grin when Bob Dole/Britney Spears Pepsi commercial comes on.
- Instead of digging up your garden, your dachshund is *plowing* it.
- He's the only dog around wearing a velvet jacket and smoking a pipe.
- Fido throws in the extended-play Barry White CD before starting to hump your leg.
- Spot complains of headache and blue-tinted vision, despite being color-blind, then says, "But enough about me... how're *you* doin'?"
- Distinct rut in the gravel circling the plastic castle in the goldfish bowl.
- Flightless birds now include the ostrich, the emu, the penguin and your parrot with the huge penis.
and the Number 1 Sign Your Pet is Taking Viagra...
- The little diver at the bottom of the tank has his suit around his ankles and an exhausted smile on his face.
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Today's Top Five List authors were:
- Jeff Scherer, Brooklyn, NY -- 1, RU list name (23rd #1) Email
- Sam Evans, Charleston, SC -- 1 (17th #1) Email / Hall of Famer
- J. Hutter, San Francisco, CA -- 2
- George T. MacMillan, Shillington, PA -- 3
- Dan Johnson, Champlin, MN -- 4 Website
- David W. James, Los Angeles, CA -- 5, 6 Email / Website / Hall of Famer
- Mark Niebuhr, Minneapolis, MN -- 6 Website
- Kevin Wickart, Normal, IL -- 7 Email / Website
- Steve Hurd, Oakland, CA -- 8 Hall of Famer
- Lisa Lavoie, Warwick, RI -- 8 Email
- Joe Desiderio, New York, NY -- 8
- Patrick Kachurek, Dayton, OH -- 9
- Alexander Clemens, San Francisco, CA -- 10, 11 Email / Website
- Slick Sharkey, Miami, FL -- 12 Hall of Famer
- Gary Kee, Hillsboro, OR -- Topic
- Jeffrey Anbinder, New York, NY -- Banner Tag Email / Website
- Bill Muse, Seattle, WA -- HM list name Email / Hall of Famer
- Slick Sharkey, Miami, FL -- List moderator
- Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Email / Hall of Famer
- George Thorogood, Wilmington, DE -- Ambience (explanation)