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July 19, 2001


The Top 16 Rejected Titles for Romantic Comedies


    1. Sheepless in Seattle

    2. Dude, Where's My Penis? The John Bobbitt story

    3. Bridget Jones's Dairy

    4. An Affair to Dismember

    5. There's Something About Mahir

    6. While You Were (Watching This Your Boyfriend Was) Sleeping

    7. An Officer, a Gentleman, and a Bathhouse

    8. Casabondage

    9. Four Weddings and a Colonoscopy

    10. Barefoot in the Dog Park

    11. Sex, Lies, and Six Rolls of Duct Tape

    12. Romancing the Stoned

    13. America's Sweetbreads

    14. You've Got Mohel

    15. When Gary Met Chandra

      and the Number 1 Rejected Title for a Romantic Comedy...

    16. Poonstruck

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Selected from 157 submissions from 56 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:


  • Bill Muse, Seattle, WA -- 1, 12 (44th #1) Email / Hall of Famer
  • Sandra Hull, Arlington, VA -- 2, 4, 16 Email / Website
  • Fran Fruit, Winnetka, IL -- 3, 4
  • Allen Lindsey, Cincinnati, OH -- 4, 16
  • Doug Johnson, Santa Cruz, CA -- 5 Email / Hall of Famer
  • Ann Bartow, Bartow, FL -- 6, 8
  • Martin Bredeck, Hybla Valley, VA -- 7
  • Kathy Good, Phoenix, AZ -- 9
  • Pat McCarley, Missouri City, TX -- 10
  • John Treusch, Burlington, NJ -- 11 Email
  • Daniel Weckerly, Limerick, PA -- 13, 14
  • Rex Meredith, Palm Springs, CA -- 13
  • Brian Jones, Atlanta, GA -- 14 Email
  • Dave Wesley, Pleasant Hill, CA -- 14, HM list name Email / Hall of Famer
  • George T. MacMillan, Shillington, PA -- 15
  • Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- Topic Email
  • Lev L. Spiro, Los Angeles, CA -- Banner Tag Email / Hall of Famer
  • Rob Wolf, Seattle, WA -- Runner Up list name Email
  • Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- List moderator
  • Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Email / Hall of Famer
  • The Romantics, Detroit, MI -- Ambience   (explanation)

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