July 18, 2001
~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~
Today's topic gives me a chance to promote two of
our Little Fiver lists: Top5 Pets and Top5 Comics!
If you're into either pets or comic books
(or any of the 27 other subjects our Little Fivers cover),
you can subscribe going here.
The Top 14 Pet Superheroes
- PsychoSpot: sniffs butts -- telepathically!
- JoJo the Boy-Faced Dog: leader of the X-Pets
- Captain American Standard
- Captain Toy-at-the-End-of-the-String Catcher
- The Neurotic Urinator
- Cool Cat: with his empathetic X-ray vision, can see through your pathetic attempts to emotionally connect with him
- Ralphie the Turd Burglar
- Vice-Lock-Grip Super-Humping Dog
- HoverFish: with the amazing ability to float motionless on the surface of his tank
- The Scrawny Chihuahua: of DEATH!
- Zippy the Astral Projecting Dog: able to lick his own genitals -- from across the room!
- Teenage Normal Ninja Turtles
- The Amazing Exploding Duck: with Alka-Seltzer Tablet Belt
and the Number 1 Pet Superhero...
- Dolly the Sheep, and her sidekick, Dolly the Sheep
Join ClubTop5 and check out the Runners Up submissions for this list!
Selected from 92 submissions from 39 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:
- Ed Smith, Chattanooga, TN -- 1 (23rd #1) Hall of Famer
- George T. MacMillan, Shillington, PA -- 2, 4
- Michael Whitmire, Houston, TX -- 3
- Lev L. Spiro, Los Angeles, CA -- 5 Email / Hall of Famer
- Fran Fruit, Winnetka, IL -- 6
- David G. Scott, Kansas City, MO -- 7 Email
- Alexander Clemens, San Francisco, CA -- 8 Email / Website
- Slick Sharkey, Miami, FL -- 9 Hall of Famer
- Dave Henry, Slidell, LA -- 10, Banner Tag Email
- Larry Baum, Hong Kong -- 10 Email
- Doug Finney, Houston, TX -- 10 Email
- Peg Warner, Exeter, NH -- 11 Email / Website
- Lloyd Jacobson, Washington, DC -- 12 Hall of Famer
- Allen Lindsey, Cincinnati, OH -- 13
- Joseph Moore, Concord, CA -- 14 Email
- Larry Hollister, Concord, CA -- RU/HM list names Email / Website / Hall of Famer
- Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- Topic, List moderator Email
- Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Email / Hall of Famer
- Butthole Surfers, San Antonio, TX -- Ambience (explanation)