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The Black Hole of Office Productivity!
July 12, 2001


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The Top 20 Euphemisms for Penis Enlargement Surgery


    1. Genetalial Pinocchiotomy

    2. Expanding Drilling Operations in Your Wildlife Preserve

    3. Doubling the Interest Rate on Your Mutual Fun

    4. Peter Padding

    5. Plumping the Ball Park Frank

    6. Expanding Your "Top 5" to a "Top 9"

    7. Replacing Richard II with Richard III

    8. Putting the Archbishop on the Rack

    9. Puffin' the Magic Dragon

    10. Supersizing Big Mac

    11. Adding a Wing to the Sexual Addiction Unit

    12. Putting the Munchkin on Stilts

    13. Kicking the Cajun Sausage Up a Notch

    14. Trading in the Escort for a Stretch Limo

    15. Getting a Magic Johnson

    16. Preparing to Boldly Go Where No Manhood has Gone Before

    17. Feeding Mowgli to Kaa

    18. Turning Crouching Tiger into Hidden Dragon

    19. Upgrading Passenger Johnson to First Class

      and the Number 1 Euphemism for Penis Enlargement Surgery...

    20. Taking the Train from Vienna to Frankfurt

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Selected from 206 submissions from 54 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:


  • Doug Finney, Houston, TX -- 1 (6th #1) Email
  • Marshal Perlman, Minneapolis, MN -- 2 Email / Website
  • J. Hutter, San Francisco, CA -- 2
  • Rob Wolf, Seattle, WA -- 3 Email
  • Joseph Moore, Concord, CA -- 4, 8 Email
  • Pat McCarley, Missouri City, TX -- 5
  • Kim Moser, New York, NY -- 5 Email
  • Chuck Smith, Woodbridge, VA -- 6 Email / Hall of Famer
  • Doug Johnson, Santa Cruz, CA -- 7 Email / Hall of Famer
  • Beth Kohl, Chicago, IL -- 7
  • Lloyd Jacobson, Washington, DC -- 8 Hall of Famer
  • Larry Hollister, Concord, CA -- 9, 16 Email / Website / Hall of Famer
  • Slick Sharkey, Miami, FL -- 10, 19 Hall of Famer
  • Chris Walker, Calimesa, CA -- 11, 18 Email / Website
  • Dave Goudsward, Harrisburg, PA -- 11 Email
  • Kevin Wickart, Normal, IL -- 11 Email / Website
  • Paul Lara, San Antonio, TX -- 12 Email
  • Paul Schindler, Orinda, CA -- 13 Email / Website
  • Jeffrey Anbinder, New York, NY -- 14 Email / Website
  • Peter Rogers, Austin, TX -- 15
  • Peter Bauer, Rochester, NY -- 16
  • Sandra Hull, Arlington, VA -- 16 Email / Website
  • Jesse Weiss, Dallas, TX -- 17 Website
  • David G. Scott, Kansas City, MO -- 20 Email
  • Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- Topic Email
  • Justyn Miller, Cornfield, IA -- Banner tag
  • Bill Muse, Seattle, WA -- RU list name Email / Hall of Famer
  • Dave Wesley, Pleasant Hill, CA -- HM list name Email / Hall of Famer
  • Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Email / Hall of Famer
  • Better Than Ezra, New Orleans, LA -- Ambience   (explanation)

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