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The Top 14 Words We Should
Add to the English Language


    1. anonymiss -- the act of forgetting someone's name immediately upon being introduced

    2. crough -- to cough during a play or concert, causing other people around you to cough

    3. jennamnesia -- to be so drunk as to forget you're the President's daughter

    4. bobbityboo -- mental distress in males inspired by thoughts of surgically-removed penises

    5. spaffle -- completely cooked waffle iron runoff

    6. smealth -- the ability to secretly leave behind body odor in an elevator to be blamed on the next person who enters

    7. algoria -- finding one's Day Planner suddenly very, very, open

    8. massturbation -- group phone sex

    9. dopplersation -- a discussion held by two people who are continuing to move away from each other

    10. afterblow -- the compulsive need to review the contents of one's handkerchief following a good nose-blow

    11. spillisecond -- the fraction of a second in which one may recover a toppled beverage before any liquid spills out

    12. algebrassierism -- the compulsion to spend time in math class spelling "BOOBIES" on an upside-down calculator

    13. doglet -- any breed of dog so small it can be terrorized by the average-sized house cat

      and the Number 1 Word We Should Add to the English Language...

    14. squee-squee -- the curved line on a windshield caused by a little nick in an old wiper blade

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Selected from 107 submissions from 44 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:


  • Travis Ruetenik, Honolulu, HI -- 1, 9 (4th #1)
  • Kathy Good, Phoenix, AZ -- 2
  • Chris Walker, Calimesa, CA -- 3 Email / Website
  • J. Hutter, San Francisco, CA -- 4, 14
  • Allen Lindsey, Cincinnati, OH -- 5
  • Kevin Wickart, Normal, IL -- 6 Email / Website
  • Sandra Hull, Arlington, VA -- 7 Email / Website
  • Mark Niebuhr, Minneapolis, MN -- 8 Website
  • Danny Gallagher, Austin, TX -- 10, 13 Email
  • Doug Finney, Houston, TX -- 11 Email
  • Eric Lipton, Washington, DC -- 12
  • Jim Griffith, Sunnyvale, CA -- Topic
  • Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- Banner Tag Email
  • Lev L. Spiro, Los Angeles, CA -- RU list name Email / Hall of Famer
  • Bill Muse, Seattle, WA -- HM list name Email / Hall of Famer
  • Michael Sheinbaum, King of Prussia, PA -- List moderator
  • Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Email / Hall of Famer
  • The English Beat, Birmingham, England -- Ambience   (explanation)

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