July 1, 2002
~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~
There's an X-rated version of today's list
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The Top 15 Menu Items at the Porn Restaurant
- Pie a la Moan
- Sheesh Ka-boobs
- Same burgers as anywhere else, but the "condoments" are a little different.
- Rack of Silicon
- Pud Thai
- Keisha Lorraine
- Bananas Faster... Faster... FASTER!
- Crabs, Crabs and More Crabs
- Pan-roasted salmon with zucchini cakes, grilled green onions, wasabi-and-ginger mashed potatoes, foie gras and truffle Madeira sauce. Then for dessert, a frankfurter and a donut.
- General Wang's Choked Chicken
- The John Holmes Foot-Long-Plus Hot Dog (serves 3-4)
- Flan Jeremy
- Penis, Butt & Jelly Sandwiches
- Booty Lewdy Fresh and Nudie
and the Number 1 Menu Item at the Porn Restaurant...
- Fisherman Splatter
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Selected from 144 submissions from 38 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:
- Michael Wolf, Brookline, MA -- 1 (12th #1)
- Carla Brandon, San Diego, CA -- 2 Email
- Kim Moser, New York, NY -- 3 Email / Hall of Famer
- Elliott Schiff, Allentown, PA -- 3
- Wade Kwon, Birmingham, AL -- 4 Email / Website / Hall of Famer
- Jeff Rabinowitz, Wilkes-Barre, PA -- 5, 13 Email
- Peter Bauer, Rochester, NY -- 5 Hall of Famer
- Steve Hurd, Oakland, CA -- 5 Hall of Famer
- Peg Warner, Exeter, NH -- 6 Email / Website
- Joseph Moore, Concord, CA -- 7 Email
- Beth Kohl, Chicago, IL -- 8
- Whit Watson, West Hartford, CT -- 9
- Michael Whitmire, Houston, TX -- 9
- Lloyd Jacobson, Washington, DC -- 10 Hall of Famer
- Brian Jones, Atlanta, GA -- 11, Topic Email
- Brad Osberg, Calgary, Canada -- 12
- Jeff Verdegan, Oak Park, IL -- 13
- Daniel Weckerly, Limerick, PA -- 14 Email / Hall of Famer
- Danny Gallagher, Austin, TX -- 15 Email
- Donald Junter, New Haven, CT -- Banner Tag
- Bill Muse, Seattle, WA -- RU list name Email / Hall of Famer
- Lev L. Spiro, Los Angeles, CA -- HM list name Email / Hall of Famer
- Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Email / Hall of Famer
- The Pursuit of Happiness, Toronto, Canada -- Ambience (explanation)