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May 22, 2001


The Top 16 Chapters in "Sex for Dummies"


    1. Evolution 101: Why Dummies Might Actually Make Poor Sex Partners

    2. Troubleshooting for Do-It-Yourselfers (NOTE: Memorize this chapter *before* you go blind.)

    3. Oh, God! Yes!! Oh, God! OH, GOD!!!: The Missionary Position

    4. Am I a Tab A or a Slot B?

    5. Engineering Secrets of the Bra: Removal in 14 Simple Steps

    6. The Face: How to Tell Your Lover Apart from All Those Other People

    7. Chapter 4: No, You Don't *Actually* Blow

    8. Stop Masturbating, She's Real!

    9. You're Britney, I'm Strom: Introduction to Role Playing

    10. Foreplay: Not Just for Her Birthday, Chester

    11. Putting the Condom on a Banana is Just for *Practice*, Dumbass

    12. Crouching Doggie and Hidden Missionary: A Guide to Sexual Positions

    13. "Alternate" Lifestyles: Pokeman?

    14. Hey! Watch Those Teeth, Vampira!!

    15. Sexual Physics: The Round Peg/Round Hole Theory

      and the Number 1 Chapter in "Sex for Dummies"...

    16. Chapter 1: Mayor McWeiner and the Clamburglar

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Selected from 175 submissions from 66 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:


  • Jim Rosenberg, Greensboro, NC -- 1 (30th #1) Email / Hall of Famer
  • Dave Wesley, Pleasant Hill, CA -- 2 Email / Hall of Famer
  • Mark Schmidt, Paris, France -- 3 Email
  • Larry Hollister, Concord, CA -- 4 Email / Website / Hall of Famer
  • J. Hutter, San Francisco, CA -- 5, 8, 15
  • Peter Bauer, Rochester, NY -- 6
  • Steve Hurd, Oakland, CA -- 7, 12 Hall of Famer
  • John Gephart IV, Harrisburg, PA -- 9 Email / Website
  • Doug Finney, Houston, TX -- 10, 13 Email
  • Dave Henry, Slidell, LA -- 10, Topic Email
  • Mark Weiss, Austin, TX -- 10
  • David Hyatt, New York, NY -- 11 Email / Website
  • Jesse Weiss, Dallas, TX -- 12 Website
  • Matt Loiselle, Detroit, MI -- 14 Email
  • Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- 15, Banner Tag Email
  • Brian Jones, Atlanta, GA -- 16 Email
  • Lev L. Spiro, Los Angeles, CA -- Runner Up list name Email / Hall of Famer
  • Sandra Hull, Arlington, VA -- HM list name Email / Website
  • Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- List moderator
  • Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Email / Hall of Famer
  • AC/DC, Sydney, Australia -- Ambience   (explanation)

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