May 22, 2001
The Top 16 Chapters in "Sex for Dummies"
- Evolution 101: Why Dummies Might Actually Make Poor Sex Partners
- Troubleshooting for Do-It-Yourselfers (NOTE: Memorize this chapter *before* you go blind.)
- Oh, God! Yes!! Oh, God! OH, GOD!!!: The Missionary Position
- Am I a Tab A or a Slot B?
- Engineering Secrets of the Bra: Removal in 14 Simple Steps
- The Face: How to Tell Your Lover Apart from All Those Other People
- Chapter 4: No, You Don't *Actually* Blow
- Stop Masturbating, She's Real!
- You're Britney, I'm Strom: Introduction to Role Playing
- Foreplay: Not Just for Her Birthday, Chester
- Putting the Condom on a Banana is Just for *Practice*, Dumbass
- Crouching Doggie and Hidden Missionary: A Guide to Sexual Positions
- "Alternate" Lifestyles: Pokeman?
- Hey! Watch Those Teeth, Vampira!!
- Sexual Physics: The Round Peg/Round Hole Theory
and the Number 1 Chapter in "Sex for Dummies"...
- Chapter 1: Mayor McWeiner and the Clamburglar
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Today's Top Five List authors were:
- Jim Rosenberg, Greensboro, NC -- 1 (30th #1) Email / Hall of Famer
- Dave Wesley, Pleasant Hill, CA -- 2 Email / Hall of Famer
- Mark Schmidt, Paris, France -- 3 Email
- Larry Hollister, Concord, CA -- 4 Email / Website / Hall of Famer
- J. Hutter, San Francisco, CA -- 5, 8, 15
- Peter Bauer, Rochester, NY -- 6
- Steve Hurd, Oakland, CA -- 7, 12 Hall of Famer
- John Gephart IV, Harrisburg, PA -- 9 Email / Website
- Doug Finney, Houston, TX -- 10, 13 Email
- Dave Henry, Slidell, LA -- 10, Topic Email
- Mark Weiss, Austin, TX -- 10
- David Hyatt, New York, NY -- 11 Email / Website
- Jesse Weiss, Dallas, TX -- 12 Website
- Matt Loiselle, Detroit, MI -- 14 Email
- Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- 15, Banner Tag Email
- Brian Jones, Atlanta, GA -- 16 Email
- Lev L. Spiro, Los Angeles, CA -- Runner Up list name Email / Hall of Famer
- Sandra Hull, Arlington, VA -- HM list name Email / Website
- Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- List moderator
- Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Email / Hall of Famer
- AC/DC, Sydney, Australia -- Ambience (explanation)