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Back from our 2-week tour of Lithuania!
May 15, 2001


Well... did you miss us?

We took a little time off so that I could do some
web site home-improvement work, as well as plan a
few changes to the e-mail version of the list.

Among the things you'll see over the next few weeks
are the web site's facelift, even *more* reasons to
join ClubTop5, and -- TA-DA! -- TopFive T-shirts!

But when I found myself in a supermarket
trying to come up with "The Top 14 Reasons
to Buy Mustard Greens Instead of Bok Choy,"
I knew it was time to resume publishing lists.

The Top 15 Exhibits in the Clinton Presidential Library

    1. The book Bill pretended to read while waiting for Hillary to fall asleep

    2. The Clinton Papers: Bambu and EZ Wider

    3. The beer goggles Bubba wore when he hit on Paula Jones

    4. Rejection letter from the McDonald's Corporation concerning the President's suggestion for "toy pardons" in Happy Meals

    5. His star-shaped shades, high-heeled boots and multi-colored wig from the P-Funk days

    6. Autographed up-skirt 8x10 of Stevie Nicks

    7. The $60 million dry cleaning bill

    8. The Official Presidential Oval Office Wet-Nap Dispenser

    9. Five bomb-proof underground levels of grade A, high-octane porn

    10. The Rush Limbaugh Exploding Head

    11. Pantless Animatronic Clinton that "salutes" female guests

    12. George Stephanopolous's booster seat

    13. Scale-model White House ice sculpture, kept cold by the glacial stare from Hillary's portrait

    14. Interactive "Write Your Own Pardon For $10" kiosk

      and the Number 1 Exhibit in the Clinton Presidential Library...

    15. Al Gore's dashed presidential hopes

Join ClubTop5 and check out the Runners Up submissions for this list!

Selected from 127 submissions from 51 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:

  • Doug Johnson, Santa Cruz, CA -- 1, 9 (13th #1) Email / Hall of Famer
  • Steve Hurd, Oakland, CA -- 2 Hall of Famer
  • Bill Muse, Seattle, WA -- 2 Email / Hall of Famer
  • Dave Wesley, Pleasant Hill, CA -- 2 Email / Hall of Famer
  • Charles Gulledge, Richardson, TX -- 2
  • Wade Kwon, Birmingham, AL -- 3 Email / Website
  • Slick Sharkey, Miami, FL -- 4, Runner Up list name Hall of Famer
  • Lloyd Jacobson, Washington, DC -- 5 Hall of Famer
  • Ed Smith, Chattanooga, TN -- 6 Hall of Famer
  • Mitch Patterson, Atlanta, GA -- 7 Email / Website
  • Reid Kerr, Carthage, TX -- 8 Email / Website
  • Gene Markins-Dieden, New Haven, CT -- 10
  • Jeff Scherer, Brooklyn, NY -- 11 Email
  • Pat Sajak, Los Angeles, CA -- 12 Website
  • J. Hutter, San Francisco, CA -- 13
  • Kim Moser, New York, NY -- 14 Email
  • Doug Finney, Houston, TX -- 15 Email
  • Dozens and dozens of people -- Topic
  • Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- Banner Tag Email
  • Sandra Hull, Arlington, VA -- Honorable Mention list name Email / Website
  • Larry Hollister, Concord, CA -- HM list name Email / Website / Hall of Famer
  • Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- List moderator
  • Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Email / Hall of Famer
  • Pink Floyd, London, England -- Ambience   (explanation)

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