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April 3, 2000


The Top 15 Euphemisms for "Getting Your Period"


    1. Miss Scarlett's Come Home to Tara

    2. Trolling for Vampires

    3. A Dishonorable Discharge from the Uterine Navy

    4. Saddling Old Rusty

    5. Feelin' Menstru-riffic!

    6. Clean-Up in Aisle One

    7. Massacre at the Y

    8. T-Minus 9 Months and Holding

    9. Game Day for the Crimson Tide

    10. Panty Shields Up, Captain!

    11. Taking Carrie to the Prom

    12. Playing Banjo in Sgt. Zygote's Ragtime Band

    13. Ordering l'Omelette Rouge

    14. Arts and Crafts Week at Panty Camp

      and the Number 1 Euphemism for "Getting Your Period"...

    15. Rebooting the Ovarian Operating System

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Selected from 239 submissions from 67 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:


  • Eric Huret, Atlanta, GA -- 1 (8th #1) Website
  • Kevin Hawley, Fairless Hills, PA -- 2 Email / Hall of Famer
  • Steven Bevier, Grand Rapids, MI -- 3, 10, 12
  • Dave Henry, Slidell, LA -- 4, Topic Email
  • John Treusch, Burlington, NJ -- 5, 15
  • Doug Finney, Houston, TX -- 5, Runner Up list name Email
  • Peter Bauer, Rochester, NY -- 6
  • Larry Hollister, Concord, CA -- 7 Email / Website / Hall of Famer
  • Michael Sheinbaum, King of Prussia, PA -- 7 Email / Website
  • Dave Wesley, Pleasant Hill, CA -- 8 Email / Hall of Famer
  • Matt Loiselle, Detroit, MI -- 9 Email
  • Curtis Matthews, Kennesaw, GA -- 11 Email
  • Peter Rogers, Louisville, KY -- 13
  • Jonathan D. Colan, Miami, FL -- 14 Email / Hall of Famer
  • Brian Jones, Atlanta, GA -- 14 Email
  • Patrick Major, Dallas, OR -- 14 Email
  • DOS Queen, Round Rock, TX -- Topic
  • Jeff Scherer, Brooklyn, NY -- Runner Up list name Email
  • Kevin Wickart, Normal, IL -- Honorable Mention list name Email / Website
  • Chris White, New York, NY -- List owner/editor Email / Hall of Famer
  • Alice Cooper, Detroit, MI -- Ambience   (explanation)

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