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March 25, 1999

The Top 12 Signs the Year of the Rabbit Has Begun

    1. Glenn Close's corpse found floating in a hot tub.

    2. Always a line for carrots in the produce section.

    3. "Another Oscar? For me? Doc, you shouldn't have!"

    4. Time's Men of the Year: Prince Charles and Ross Perot

    5. Within a week of each other, Bob Guccione and Larry Flynt both meet an untimely demise.

    6. Cocoa Puffs and Raisinets. Everywhere you look, Cocoa Puffs and Raisinets.

    7. Kids start wearing their ears long and droopy.

    8. Dozens of checks voided after "Year of the Rat" written in the date.

    9. Much better TV reception.

    10. You're overcome by an incredible urge to mate indiscriminately and produce as many offspring as possible. (Or was that the Year Of The NBA Player?)

    11. Scientists in the Mary Kay testing lab getting laid off by the dozen.

      and the Number 1 Sign the Year of the Rabbit Has Begun...

    12. A desperate Al Stewart is forced to use the word "dagnabbit" in a rhyme.

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  • Curt Cutting, Santa Monica, CA -- 3, 7
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  • Yoram Puius, Bronx, NY -- 7 Email
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  • Greg Sadosuk, Fairfax, VA -- 10 Email
  • Wade Kwon, Birmingham, AL -- 11 Email / Website
  • Beth Kohl, Chicago, IL -- 12
  • Ken Woo, Encinitas, CA -- 12 Email / Hall of Famer
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  • Chris White, New York, NY -- List owner/editor Email / Hall of Famer
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