For Entertainment Purposes Only
March 17, 1999
The Top 12 Episodes of a TV Sitcom Starring Bill Gates
- "Beverly Hills 90210.2" -- Bill is scammed out of his billions by a midriff baring vixen, only to have the money restored by Dylan, who somehow accomplishes this on a laptop while hanging around at the Peach Pit.
- "Ally McBill" -- When Bill makes fun of the new attorney's micro-miniskirts, she kicks his ass. Janet Reno guest stars.
- "The Brady Bunch" -- Marsha doesn't think her new boyfriend, Bill, is so groovy after he puts Bobby and Cindy's lemonade stand out of business.
- "One's Company" -- Deciding that less company is best for him, zany Bill forces all his co-stars into early retirement.
- "Petticoat Junction" -- The 3 girls from Hooterville make plans to seduce the new computer guru in town but change their minds when they hear the words "micro" and "soft."
- "That 70's Show" -- When Bill gets his first summer job programming in COBOL, Y2K hilarity ensues.
- "Mork & Mindy" -- Mork's dweeby cousin, Dork from Ork, visits Earth.
- "Love Boat" -- The crew watches in horror as Captain Bill refuses to yield right-of-way to the oncoming supertanker USS Justice Department.
- "Everybody Loves Bill" -- Bill begins to suspect that people love him for his money. Guest stars: Anne Nicole Smith, Carmen Electra, and the guy who married Martha Ray.
- "I Dream of Billy" -- Major Gates discovers a genie in a bottle who offers him the world; he refuses, saying, "I already own it!"
- "Billigan's Island" -- Billigan builds a machine which is sure to get the castaways off the island -- but it keeps crashing!
and the Number 1 Episode of a TV Sitcom Starring Bill Gates...
- "Family Matters" -- Urkel imagines what his adult life would be like if he had been born Caucasian.
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- Gregory Swarthout, Murray, UT -- 1 (4th #1) Email
- Sue Prifogle Otte, Rushville, IN -- 2 Email
- Daniel Weckerly, Limerick, PA -- 3 Email
- Chuck Smith, Woodbridge, VA -- 4 Email / Hall of Famer
- Larry G. Hollister, Concord, CA -- 5, 6, Honorable Mention list name Email / Website
- Kim Moser, New York, NY -- 7 Email
- Dave Henry, Slidell, LA -- 8, Runner Up list name Email
- Patrick Major, Dallas, OR -- 9 Email
- Jonathan D. Colan, Miami, FL -- 10 Email
- Bill Muse, Seattle, WA -- 11 Email / Hall of Famer
- Ann Bartow, Dayton, OH -- 12
- Eric Huret, Atlanta, GA -- Topic Email / Website
- Brian Auten, Tecumseh, MI -- Banner Tag Email / Website
- Chris White, New York, NY -- List owner/editor Email / Hall of Famer
- The Monkees, Los Angeles, CA -- Ambience