March 16, 1999
~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~
NOTES: Today's list is a Top5 Classic, originally published on January 16, 1997.
The Top 15 Good Things About a Cold Winter
- The melodious clanging Anna Nicole Smith's breasts make when she walks.
- BATF calls off its siege of your heavily fortified compound when agents run out of hot cocoa.
- Much easier to locate nipples during foreplay.
- Finally, a chance to say, "Yeah, but it's a dry cold."
- Natural refrigeration keeps vagrants crisp and fresh until Spring.
- You can chill your malt liquor on the window ledge at work.
- Joy of frostbite makes it easier to rid yourself of those troublesome extremities.
- No newsclips of jogging President for at least 8 more weeks.
- Watching O.J. enviously eye everyone else's toasty-warm glove-clad hands.
- Flashers stick to describing themselves.
- Spouse temporarily stops using back seat of car for illicite affairs.
- When it's 10 below, nobody gives a rat's ass whether Internet Explorer is better than Netscape.
- With multiple layers, people with buns of steel look exactly like people with buns of cinnamon.
- The shivering just makes your Katherine Hepburn impersonation that much better, you old poop!
and the Number 1 Good Thing About a Cold Winter...
- Goodbye, runny nose. Hello, Snotcicles!
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Selected from 94 submissions from 35 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:
- Bill Muse, Seattle, WA -- 1, 15 (4th #1)
- Jennifer Ritzinger, Seattle, WA -- 2
- Paul Schindler, Orinda, CA -- 3 Email / Website
- Marshal Perlman, Minneapolis, MN -- 4 Email / Website
- John Voigt, Chicago, IL -- 5, 8 Email
- Tony Hill, Minneapolis, MN -- 6 Email / Website / Hall of Famer
- Meredith Ogden, Ithaca, NY -- 7
- Bruce Ansley, Baltimore, MD -- 8 Email / Hall of Famer
- JB Leibovitch, Oakland, CA -- 8
- Eric Huret, Atlanta, GA -- 8 Email / Website
- Craig Stacey, St. Paul, MN -- 9 Email / Website
- Ed Smith, Chattanooga, TN -- 10
- Chuck Smith, Woodbridge, VA -- 10 Email
- Jeffrey House, Detroit, MI -- 11 Email / Website
- Tisha Stacey, St. Paul, MN -- 11, Topic Email
- R.M. Weiner, Brighton, MA -- 12 Email
- Debbie Lander, Las Vegas, NV -- 13
- Paul Paternoster, Redwood City, CA -- 13 Email
- Mitch Patterson, Atlanta, GA -- 14 Email / Website
- Chris White, New York, NY -- List owner/editor Email / Hall of Famer