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Winners of the 1999 Wurlitzer Prize for comedy.


March 3, 2000


The Top 16 Rodeo Pick-Up Lines


    1. "Ain't no rodeo clown in the world that could keep me off *you*, Darlin'."

    2. "Here's my number, call me if you need a few bucks."

    3. "Run if ya want, Missy, but I'll have you hog-tied quicker than you can say 'stay away from me you Skoal-chewin' freak.'"

    4. "Pardon me, Ma'am -- you and your friend there interested in a little team ropin'?"

    5. "I can see by your Wranglers that you're a Jewish man..."

    6. "Er, yeah... I *am* in the Village People."

    7. "How'd you like to put a pinch of *me* between your cheek and gum?"

    8. "Them calves of yours sure look like they could use a bit of ropin'."

    9. "Got 8 seconds?"

    10. "Ropes, spurs, leather gloves -- Honey, even I weren't no cowboy, we're talking a good time!"

    11. "I'll be in Intensive Care later. Why don't you drop by?"

    12. "You sure make me wish I hadn't crapped my pants when that bull charged."

    13. "Honey, I *need* a belt buckle this large to keep from gettin' arrested in Mississippi."

    14. "Is that a pelvis broken in three places, or are you just happy to see me?"

    15. "Mooooooooo."

      and the Number 1 Rodeo Pick-Up Line...

    16. "That's right, I said '*and* the horse you rode in on.'"

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Selected from 141 submissions from 51 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:


  • Jesse Weiss, St. Paul, MN -- 1, 12 (2nd #1)
  • Curt Cutting, Santa Monica, CA -- 2, 14
  • Don Swain, Rochester Hills, MI -- 2 Email / Website
  • John Gephart IV, Harrisburg, PA -- 3 Email / Website
  • Larry Hollister, Concord, CA -- 4, HM list name Email / Website / Hall of Famer
  • Jim Rosenberg, Greensboro, NC -- 5 Email / Website / Hall of Famer
  • Andrew Thomas, Omaha, NE -- 6
  • Dave Goudsward, Harrisburg, PA -- 7
  • Chris Walker, Calimesa, CA -- 8 Email / Website
  • Sam Evans, Charleston, SC -- 9 Email / Hall of Famer
  • Jon Litfin, Columbus, OH -- 9 Email
  • Jeff Scherer, Brooklyn, NY -- 9 Email
  • Peter Bauer, Rochester, NY -- 10
  • Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- 11 Email
  • Kathy Good, Phoenix, AZ -- 13
  • Chris Jones, Snellville, GA -- 15 Email / Website
  • Jonathan D. Colan, Miami, FL -- 16 Email / Hall of Famer
  • Ann Rosenfeld, Austin, TX -- Topic
  • Jeff Rabinowitz, Denver, CO -- Banner Tag Email
  • Sandra Hull, Arlington, VA -- Runner Up list name Email / Website
  • Chris White, New York, NY -- List owner/editor Email / Hall of Famer
  • Thin Lizzy, Dublin, Ireland -- Ambience   (explanation)

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