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March 2, 1999

The Top 13 Rejected Plot Lines on E.R.


    1. The SPCA steps in after a little girl brings in her pet bunny "Lucky" with a torn ear and it leaves a quadruple amputee.

    2. Jerry Falwell leads picketing demonstrators outside as Tinky Winky's antenna is reattached after a freak lightning strike.

    3. Drs. Ross and Benton get stuck in a knot while performing simultaneous penile enlargement surgery on each other.

    4. Dr. Carter stumbles upon a mysterious ring of kidney thieves.

    5. Dr. Weaver gets a tryout with this year's Bulls team -- and becomes a starter!

    6. While retrieving something from the supply room, a tank of oxygen falls on Dr. Greene's head causing amnesia - causing him to forget to feed the vacationing Nurse Hathaway's pet fish, until a fight with his evil twin results in yet ano

    7. Green, Ross, Benton and Carter stumble all over themselves when guest star Pamela Anderson springs a silicone leak.

    8. Jerry enjoys a particularly tasty ham sandwich.

    9. Drs. Ross and Greene are paralyzed when they are pinned beneath their wallets.

    10. Nurse Hathaway goes postal after yet another botched attempt at hair-straightening.

    11. Robin Williams guests as Snatch Adams, a comedian/gynecologist with a heart of gold.

    12. Charo and Jerry Van Dyke meet, fall in love, break up, then get back together -- thanks to some timely advice from Isaac, the new X-ray technician.

      and the Number 1 Rejected Plot Line on E.R.

    13. Dr. Greene explains the miracle of birth to Dr. Quayle.

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Selected from 132 submissions from 48 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:


  • Fred Hesby, Portland, OR -- 1 (4th #1) Email / Website
  • Jeff Scherer, Brooklyn, NY -- 2 Email
  • Larry G. Hollister, Concord, CA -- 3, Honorable Mention list name Email / Website
  • Dave Wesley, Pleasant Hill, CA -- 3 Email
  • Sharon Silva, Clarksville, TN -- 4 Email
  • Rich Taylor, Arlington, VA -- 5 Email
  • Jon Litfin, Columbus, OH -- 6 Email
  • Brian Berry, Napoleon, OH -- 7 Email
  • Lloyd Jacobson, Washington, DC -- 8
  • Mark Weiss, Austin, TX -- 9
  • Wade Kwon, Birmingham, AL -- 10 Email / Website
  • Curt Cutting, Santa Monica, CA -- 11
  • Marsha Clodfelter, Corpus Christi, TX -- 12 Email
  • Dave Henry, Slidell, LA -- 13 Email
  • Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- Topic Email
  • Nathan Hansar, Australia -- Banner Tag
  • Ed Smith, Chattanooga, TN -- Runner Up list name
  • Gloria Monti, New Haven, CT -- E.R. Consultant/Addict Email (Rookie!)
  • Chris White, New York, NY -- List owner/editor Email / Hall of Famer
  • Steve Miller, Dallas, TX -- Ambience

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