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February 10, 2000

The Top 15 Rejected Titles for
the Next "Harry Potter" Book
(Part II)

    1. Harry Potter and the Well-Deserved Ass-Kicking

    2. Harry Potter and the Thousand-Dollar-a-Day Heroin Habit

    3. Harry Potter and the Action Figure You Must Buy Right Now

    4. Harry Potter and the Vacation in Salem

    5. Harry Potter and the Perils of Neverland

    6. Harry Potter and His Discernibly Turgid State

    7. Harry Potter and the Homoerotic Leitmotif

    8. Harry Potter and the Horse He Rode in On

    9. Harry Potter and the Mustang Ranch

    10. Harry Potter and the Chambers of Marilyn

    11. Harry Potter and the Bath House of Secret Touches

    12. Harry Potter and the Hey, Oprah, Pick Me For Your Book Club!

    13. Harry Potter and the Can Of Whup-ass

    14. Harry Potter and the Grassy Knoll

    15. Harry Potter and the Long Night With a Britney Spears Poster and a Flashlight

      and the Number 1 Rejected Title for the Next "Harry Potter" Book...

    16. Harry Potter and the Little Kid Who Died From Not Reading This Book

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Selected from 218 submissions from 76 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:

  • Gregory Swarthout, Murray, UT -- 1 (7th #1) Email
  • Sue Prifogle Otte, Rushville, IN -- 2 Email
  • Ann Rosenfeld, Austin, TX -- 3
  • Michael Sheinbaum, King of Prussia, PA -- 3 Email / Website
  • Fred Hesby, Portland, OR -- 4, Honorable Mention list name Email / Website
  • Jody LaFerriere, Leominster, MA -- 5 Website
  • Jim Rosenberg, Greensboro, NC -- 5 Email / Website / Hall of Famer
  • Dave Wesley, Pleasant Hill, CA -- 6, 8 Email / Hall of Famer
  • Jon Litfin, Columbus, OH -- 6 Email
  • Bruce Ansley, Baltimore, MD -- 7, 11 Email / Hall of Famer
  • Rob Wolf, Seattle, WA -- 9, Runner Up list name Email
  • Ann Bartow, Dayton, OH -- 10
  • Andrew Thomas, Omaha, NE -- 12
  • Jeff Scherer, Brooklyn, NY -- 12 Email
  • Beth Gaynor, Columbus, OH -- 13 Email / Website (Rookie!)
  • Wade Kwon, Birmingham, AL -- 14 Email / Website
  • Kim Moser, New York, NY -- 15 Email
  • Elliott Downing, Antioch, CA -- 16
  • Dave Henry, Slidell, LA -- Topic Email
  • Felicia Watson, Colorado Springs, CO -- Topic Email
  • Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- List moderator
  • Chris White, New York, NY -- List owner/editor Email / Hall of Famer
  • Electric Light Orchestra, Birmingham, England -- Ambience   (explanation)

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