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Just slightly ahead of our mind

February 8, 2000


The Top 14 Rejected Sportscaster Phrases


    1. He's at the 30... the 20... the 10... and this little piggy went WEE WEE WEE, all the way home!

    2. He hit that so hard, Cuba held an election!

    3. Nothin' but buttocks!

    4. If that were any closer, I'd have to strangle an elf!

    5. 3.14159, Baby!

    6. Woo-hoo! Somebody change my drawers!

    7. That one's outta-here-dot-com!

    8. Holy Deus Ex Machina, that was a Quaker!

    9. Great shakin' butt cheeks!

    10. Oh, Mama, he licked the bowl and both beaters on that one!

    11. He's runnin' like a rat on crack!

    12. Elvis has left the building and gone to pick up a couple of hookers down on Ninth Avenue!!

    13. Leave a message at the tone.... this ball's out of the house!

      and the Number 1 Rejected Sportscaster Phrase...

    14. Ouch! Made him sleep in the wet spot!

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