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February 7, 2000


The Top 16 Rejected Campbell's Soup Varieties


    1. Bean with Bourbon

    2. Chicken Beaks 'n' Feet

    3. Dan Quayle's Harty Potatoe Soop

    4. Chunky Shards o' Glass

    5. Cream of Clinton

    6. Bjork 'n Beans

    7. Chunky Wads 'n' Lumps

    8. Wonderbroth!

    9. Terrell-Davis's-Mom-Cut-Into-Little-Itty-Bitty-Pieces-
      You-Never-Have-To-See-Those-Horrible-Commercials-
      Ever-Again Puree

    10. Cream of Pimple

    11. Hearty Booger Bonanza

    12. Stars 'n' Swastikas

    13. Mr. Bean and Bacon

    14. Porn Chowder

    15. Celebrity-Style Cream of Elton

      and the Number 1 Rejected Campbell's Soup Variety...

    16. Manhattan Phlegm Chowder

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