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The official humor list of Ghana's 2006 World Cup team!
June 27, 2006




~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~

"Superman Returns," the latest movie about
the Man of Steel, hits theaters tomorrow.


The Top 5 Surprises in "Superman Returns"

  1. Product placement hits a new low with the introduction of Jor-El's Spam-loving other son, Horm-El.

  2. The main plot of "Superman Returns" follows the Man of Steel as he drops off library books, gets his deposit back for some bottles and finally takes that long overdue DVD of "Chocolat" back to Blockbuster.

  3. Awkward scene in which Aquaman barges into the phone booth and whimpers, "I wish I could quit you."

  4. Clark Kent's greasy, four-eyed weakling facade no longer keeps him safely below the radar, as Lois is now hot in pursuit of "that hottie from the IT department."

    and the Number 1 Surprise in "Superman Returns"...

  5. In this more realistic version, 13-year-old Superboy ends up in the ER after tugging off his penis while watching "Wonder Woman" reruns.





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Selected from 91 submissions from 34 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:


  • Lori Petterson, Fairfax, VA -- 1 (2nd #1)
  • Elizabeth Black, Asotin, WA -- 2 Website
  • Tom Stoudt, Fort Washington, PA -- 3 Hall of Famer
  • Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH -- 4 Hall of Famer
  • Mark D. Sabien, What Cheer, IA -- 4 Website / Hall of Famer
  • Gideon Griebenow, Johannesburg, S. Africa -- 4
  • Brad Wilkerson, Mesa, AZ -- 5
  • Jeffrey Anbinder, New York, NY -- Topic
  • Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- Banner Tag
  • Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Hall of Famer
  • 3 Doors Down, Escatawpa, MS -- Ambience   (explanation)

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