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And you may tell yourself, "This is not my humorous list!"
October 6, 2006

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The Top 5 Signs You're About to Be Dumped
(Part II)

  1. Your girlfriend changes her screen name from Suzie1981 to SuzieLez1981.

  2. She keeps having strange men come in to try out your butt-groove on the couch.

  3. She calls out another guy's name while making love.
    To that other guy.
    In your car.
    While you're driving them to the airport.

  4. She sits you down and starts the classic "It's not you, it's me" speech with, "It's YOU, asshole!!! All you, you, you, you, you! Oh, my God, it is soooooooo YOU!!"

    and the Number 1 Sign You're About to Be Dumped...

  5. "Hi, this is Dan at the suicide hotline. Just checking in. Feel free to call back anytime."


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Selected from 124 submissions from 44 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:


  • Mitch Patterson, Atlanta, GA -- 1 (12th #1)
  • Brad Osberg, Calgary, Canada -- 2
  • Bill Muse, Seattle, WA -- 3 Hall of Famer
  • Travis Ruetenik, Hiroshima, Japan -- 4
  • Josh Sinnett, Bellingham, WA -- 5
  • Bingo Yarwell, Perth, Australia -- Topic
  • Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH -- Banner Tag Hall of Famer
  • Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Hall of Famer
  • Ben Folds Five, Winston-Salem, NC -- Ambience   (explanation)

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