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October 5, 2006

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The Top 5 Signs You're About to Be Dumped
(Part I)

  1. "I think we should start seeing other people. And by 'we' I mean 'I.' And by 'should' I mean 'have been.' And by 'other people' I mean 'your best friend.' I'll let you figure out what 'seeing' means."

  2. On his return visit to the show, your beau jumps up and down on Oprah herself.

  3. You ask your Magic 8 Ball if she's going to dump you and it says, "Signs point to a prolonged period of masturbation, Loser McDumpy."

  4. You're pretty sure "Adios, bitch!" wasn't really the answer to every question on last night's "Jeopardy!"

    and the Number 1 Sign You're About to Be Dumped...

  5. She's removed you from her friends list on MySpace and her buddy list on AIM, and is currently attacking her tattoo with a cheese grater.


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Selected from 124 submissions from 44 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:


  • Josh Sinnett, Bellingham, WA -- 1 (Woohoo! 1st #1!)
  • Jill Gallagher, Seattle, WA -- 2
  • Bill Muse, Seattle, WA -- 3 Hall of Famer
  • Brian Daywalt, Wabash, IN -- 4
  • Andrew Hackard, Austin, TX -- 5
  • Bingo Yarwell, Perth, Australia -- Topic
  • Jim Griffith, Sunnyvale, CA -- Banner Tag
  • Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Hall of Famer
  • Gilbert O'Sullivan, Waterford, Ireland -- Ambience   (explanation)

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