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Vote Kinky!
October 31, 2006

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The Top 5 Signs Your Halloween Party Is Sucking

  1. After you showed up in that Grim Reaper costume, half of the Quiet Acres Retirement Home residents had to Rascal back to their suites and change costumes.

  2. The woman dressed as Angelina Jolie insists on taking your newborn with her when she leaves.

  3. Just as you're meeting your boss's wife, your 4-year-old enters the room with your wife's strap-on dildo on her head proclaiming she's a unicorn.

  4. "Dick Cheney" waterboards the hostess to find out where the good beer is.

    and the Number 1 Sign Your Halloween Party Is Sucking...

  5. Disappointed, hungry zombies are shuffling their way over from Jessica Simpson's house next door.


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Selected from 135 submissions from 50 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:


  • Sandra Hull, Arlington, VA -- 1 (47th #1) Website / Hall of Famer
  • Chuck Smith, Woodbridge, VA -- 2 Hall of Famer
  • Gretchen Koch, Brookfield, IL -- 3
  • Michael Cunningham, Woodridge, IL -- 4
  • Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH -- 5 Website / Hall of Famer
  • Mark D. Sabien, What Cheer, IA -- 5 Website / Hall of Famer
  • Donald Junter, New Haven, CT -- Topic
  • Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- Banner Tag
  • Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Hall of Famer
  • The Misfits, Lodi, NJ -- Ambience   (explanation)

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