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June 19, 2006

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The Top 5 Signs Dad Just Doesn't Give a Crap Anymore
(Part II)

  1. Asks which you'd prefer for tying his Father's Day tie: Windsor, four-in-hand or hangman's noose.

  2. Agrees to convert the pool table to a gift-wrapping and scrap-booking station.

  3. He used to be all "... and just what do you plan to do with my daughter tonight, young man?" Now he's more like "The back seat is ScotchGarded and there's Febreze in the cup holder."

  4. Offers to tell you who your *real* dad is if you'll get him a beer.

    and the Number 1 Sign Dad Just Doesn't Give a Crap Anymore...

  5. "F**k if I know why the sky's blue -- do I look like Al Roker?"


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Selected from 142 submissions from 53 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:


  • John Mozena, Grosse Pointe Woods, MI -- 1 (16th #1)
  • Terry Ramsdell, Ann Arbor, MI -- 2
  • Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH -- 3 Hall of Famer
  • Tom Stoudt, Fort Washington, PA -- 4 Hall of Famer
  • Danny Gallagher, McKinney, TX -- 5 Website
  • Kim Moser, New York, NY -- 5 Hall of Famer
  • Dave Wesley, Pleasant Hill, CA -- 5 Hall of Famer
  • Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- Topic
  • Donald Junter, New Haven, CT -- Banner Tag
  • Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Hall of Famer
  • Adrian Belew, Covington, KY -- Ambience   (explanation)

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