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Sometimes I wonder why I spend the lonely lists...
October 2, 2006

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The Top 5 Signs a Barista Is Losing It

  1. He's taking hits right off the steamer.

  2. Says she's not washing her hair until Starbucks releases a Tazo Chai shampoo.

  3. Let's just say his technique for frothing the milk involves some mighty impressive sphincter control.

  4. "Oooh, sorry. You failed to phrase your order in the form of a haiku. Try again tomorrow."

    and the Number 1 Sign a Barista Is Losing It...

  5. "Coffee? That'll be ten cents, please."


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Selected from 93 submissions from 35 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:


  • David Kass, Queens, NY -- 1 (48th #1) Hall of Famer
  • Michael Wolf, Brookline, MA -- 2
  • Michael Cunningham, Woodridge, IL -- 2
  • Richard Skora, Columbus, OH -- 3
  • Doug Finney, Houston, TX -- 4
  • Kevin Freels, Walnut Creek, CA -- 5 Website / Hall of Famer
  • Mark D. Sabien, What Cheer, IA -- Topic Website / Hall of Famer
  • Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- Banner Tag
  • Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Hall of Famer
  • Squeeze, London, England -- Ambience   (explanation)

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