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October 3, 2006

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~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~

The Defense Department has hired a
public relations firm to improve media
coverage of the U.S. military in Iraq.


The Top 5 Rejected Pentagon Slogans

  1. Now with 25% more sides than any other federal agency!

  2. You'll do.

  3. Hey, know what would really piss off your parents?

  4. It's Mullah time!

    and the Number 1 Rejected Pentagon Slogan...

  5. We kill more people before 9 a.m. than you kill all day playing video games.


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Selected from 129 submissions from 47 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:


  • Kim Moser, New York, NY -- 1 (30th #1) Hall of Famer
  • Brad Hamer, Austin, TX -- 2, 5
  • Michael Cunningham, Woodridge, IL -- 3
  • Stephen A. Segall, Poplar Bluff, MO -- 4
  • Donald Junter, New Haven, CT -- Topic
  • Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- Banner Tag
  • Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Hall of Famer
  • Pavement, Stockton, CA -- Ambience   (explanation)

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