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June 15, 2006

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~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~

There have been faint rumblings
that none other than Al Gore may be
coming out of hibernation to make
another run at the presidency in 2008.


The Top 5 Rejected "Gore for President 2008" Campaign Slogans

  1. Bring your glasses this time, Granny!

  2. Take recycling to its logical conclusion.

  3. Save the spotty Al!

  4. It's morning in America: Time to make the doughnuts!

    and the Number 1 Rejected "Gore for President 2008" Campaign Slogan...

  5. Ralph Nader won't be an issue this time because I ate him.


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Selected from 136 submissions from 49 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:


  • John J. Brassil, Nashville, TN -- 1 (11st #1)
  • Peter Bauer, Rochester, NY -- 2 Hall of Famer
  • Rex Meredith, Palm Springs, CA -- 3
  • Andrew Hackard, Austin, TX -- 4
  • Matt Kall, Solon, OH -- 5
  • Mark D. Sabien, What Cheer, IA -- 5 Website / Hall of Famer
  • Richard Skora, Columbus, OH -- Topic
  • Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- Banner Tag
  • Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Hall of Famer
  • Styx, Chicago, IL -- Ambience   (explanation)

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