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April 28, 2006


Starry, Starry Night

Under the Sea

Mardi Gras

Traditional prom themes are, well, BORING,
so TopFive's writers have come up with some
brand new prom themes, all based on what
*really* takes place at high school proms.

The Top 5 Realistic Prom Themes

  1. It's All Downhill From Here, Jocks

  2. From Here to Paternity: The First Trimester Begins

  3. A Night of Ecstasy!

  4. Video of You Puking Topless Will Be on the Web by Midnight!

    and the Number 1 Realistic Prom Theme...

  5. Laugh It Up, Drunken Tux Boy -- Next Prom It'll Be You on the Other Side of the Taco Bell Drive-Thru Window at 3 a.m.

Our ClubTop5 members get to see the entire
20-item list, plus much MUCH more.

Join today!

Selected from 178 submissions from 64 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:

  • Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH -- 1 (35th #1) Hall of Famer
  • Mark D. Sabien, What Cheer, IA -- 2 Website / Hall of Famer
  • Bruce W. Alter, Fairfax Station, VA -- 3
  • Stephen A. Segall, Poplar Bluff, MO -- 3
  • Ian Dauphinee, Calgary, AB, Canada -- 4
  • Scott Witmer, Hanover, PA -- 4
  • Martin Bredeck, Hybla Valley, VA -- 5
  • Allan Rousselle, Redmond, WA -- 5
  • Tim H. Richweis, Wichita, KS -- Topic
  • Terry Ramsdell, Ann Arbor, MI -- Banner Tag
  • Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Hall of Famer
  • The Ziggens, Orange County, CA -- Ambience   (explanation)

Top5 Bomb

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