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June 29, 2006


KISS opened up a coffeehouse this week in
Myrtle Beach, SC. Alice Cooper has his Cooper'stown
bars in Phoenix and Cleveland. Tommy Lee actually
had a replica Starbucks built in his *house*.

With more and more musicians opening up eateries these
days, we thought we'd give you some crucial advice...

The Top 5 Menu Items to Avoid at Musician-Owned Restaurants

  1. Rev. Al Green's Hot Shower of Grits

  2. Kagagoogoo Gai Pan

  3. George Michael's Spotted Dick

  4. Sting Dongs

    and the Number 1 Menu Item to Avoid at Musician-Owned Restaurants...

  5. Paris Hilton's Famous Monster Taco

Our ClubTop5 members get to see the entire
20-item list, plus much MUCH more.

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Selected from 134 submissions from 48 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:

  • John J. Brassil, Nashville, TN -- 1 (13th #1)
  • Travis Ruetenik, Hiroshima, Japan -- 2
  • Sandra Hull, Arlington, VA -- 3 Website / Hall of Famer
  • Michael Cunningham, Woodridge, IL -- 3
  • Danny Gallagher, McKinney, TX -- 3 Website
  • Dave Wesley, Pleasant Hill, CA -- 3 Hall of Famer
  • Daniel Weckerly, Limerick, PA -- 4 Hall of Famer
  • Reid Kerr, Tyler, TX -- 5 Website
  • Jeff Rabinowitz, Wilkes-Barre, PA -- Topic
  • Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- Banner Tag
  • Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Hall of Famer
  • Alice Brock, Great Barrington, MA -- Ambience   (explanation)

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