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Apply directly to the forehead.
October 9, 2006

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~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~

Congressman Mark Foley abruptly resigned last week
after it was learned he sent lurid e-mail messages
and had, um, exuberant instant message chat sessions
with teenage boys who served as pages on Capitol Hill.


The Top 5 IM Lines Sent by Mark Foley (mild version)

  1. i'm putn final touches on bill right now. btw, bill sez hi.

  2. i'm up for re-erection soon

  3. will u b my date to the NAMBLA dance?

  4. wanna meet on the floor of my house or yours?

    and the Number 1 IM Line Sent by Mark Foley...

  5. who's your pro-family values daddy?


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