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Sweatshop-assembled in Malaysia.
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June 8, 2006
~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~
The driver of a children's ice-cream truck was arrested
in Goshen, Ind., for drunk driving. His blood-alcohol
level was three times the state's legal limit.
Funny thing is, the very same thing has happened to the
younger sibling of at LEAST one TopFive contributor.
The Top 5 Ice Cream Flavors for Drunks
- Pissedachio
- Chocolate Vanilla Peach Pecan Tequila Cigar Motel Bathroom Swirl
- Rocky Roadside Sobriety Test
- Tara Reid-apolitan
and the Number 1 Ice Cream Flavor for Drunks...
- Chocolate Chip-Faced
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Selected from 138 submissions from 52 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:
- Chuck Sawyer, Rochester, NY -- 1 (9th #1)
- Chuck Brown, St. Stephen, NB, Canada -- 2
- Dave Juurlink, Toronto, Canada -- 3
- Beth Kujawski, Crown Point, IN -- 3
- Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA -- 4 Website
- Mark D. Sabien, What Cheer, IA -- 5 Website / Hall of Famer
- Gene Dieden, New Haven, CT -- 5
- Glenn Marcus, Washington, DC -- 5
- Pam Wylder, Bloomington, IL -- 5
- Larry Hollister, Concord, CA -- Topic Hall of Famer
- Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- Banner Tag
- Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Hall of Famer
- The Andersons, Los Angeles, CA -- Ambience (explanation)
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