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June 8, 2006


The driver of a children's ice-cream truck was arrested
in Goshen, Ind., for drunk driving. His blood-alcohol
level was three times the state's legal limit.

Funny thing is, the very same thing has happened to the
younger sibling of at LEAST one TopFive contributor.

The Top 5 Ice Cream Flavors for Drunks

  1. Pissedachio

  2. Chocolate Vanilla Peach Pecan Tequila Cigar Motel Bathroom Swirl

  3. Rocky Roadside Sobriety Test

  4. Tara Reid-apolitan

    and the Number 1 Ice Cream Flavor for Drunks...

  5. Chocolate Chip-Faced

Our ClubTop5 members get to see the entire
16-item list, plus much MUCH more.

Join today!

Selected from 138 submissions from 52 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:

  • Chuck Sawyer, Rochester, NY -- 1 (9th #1)
  • Chuck Brown, St. Stephen, NB, Canada -- 2
  • Dave Juurlink, Toronto, Canada -- 3
  • Beth Kujawski, Crown Point, IN -- 3
  • Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA -- 4 Website
  • Mark D. Sabien, What Cheer, IA -- 5 Website / Hall of Famer
  • Gene Dieden, New Haven, CT -- 5
  • Glenn Marcus, Washington, DC -- 5
  • Pam Wylder, Bloomington, IL -- 5
  • Larry Hollister, Concord, CA -- Topic Hall of Famer
  • Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- Banner Tag
  • Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Hall of Famer
  • The Andersons, Los Angeles, CA -- Ambience   (explanation)

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