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Take as needed for work-related depression.
October 10, 2006

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~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~

Special software was used to find the missing
"a" in Neil Armstrong's famous quote, uttered
as he became the first human to set foot on
the surface of the moon: "That's one small
step for *a* man, one giant leap for mankind."


The Top 5 Corrections to Famous Quotes

  1. "Watson, come here. Do I make you a little horny?"

  2. "*I'm* the decider... aren't I, Dick?"

  3. "Give me liberty or give me death. Wait! Make that a double liberty on rye and hold the death, thanks."

  4. "I did not have sex with that cumin, Mr. Whiskey."

    and the Number 1 Correction to Famous Quotes...

  5. "Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears. I just saved a bunch of money on my chariot insurance!"


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Selected from 135 submissions from 50 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:


  • John Mozena, Grosse Pointe Woods, MI -- 1 (17th #1)
  • Lori Petterson, Fairfax, VA -- 2
  • Caryn Kennealy, Glendale, CA -- 2
  • Andrew Hackard, Austin, TX -- 3
  • Tom Stoudt, Fort Washington, PA -- 4 Hall of Famer
  • David Kass, Queens, NY -- 5 Hall of Famer
  • Mark D. Sabien, What Cheer, IA -- Topic Website / Hall of Famer
  • Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- Banner Tag
  • Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Hall of Famer
  • Mitch Ryder, Hamtramck, MI -- Ambience   (explanation)

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