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Place list directly over heart and massage gently.
October 12, 2006

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~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~

New research shows marijuana may prevent
the progression of Alzheimer's disease by
preserving levels of an important neuro-
transmitter that allows the brain to function.

That comes as no big surprise to us here
at TopFive. We've long believed the
benefits of firing one up are numerous.

For example...


The Top 5 Benefits of Smoking Pot

  1. T-shirts breathe better with a few burning-seed vents added.

  2. Make you look like a genius for your Doritos futures gamble.

  3. Magically restores the funny to "Saturday Night Live."

  4. Laughing uncontrollably while watching the Stooges stoned will give you killer abs.

    and the Number 1 Benefit of Smoking Pot...

  5. Gives us the winning edge we need to beat that sushi-eating, rice-nibbling Takeru Kobayashi and take the Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Championship title back for America!


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Selected from 112 submissions from 43 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:


  • Danny Gallagher, McKinney, TX -- 1 (15th #1) Website
  • Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH -- 2 Hall of Famer
  • Daniel Weckerly, Limerick, PA -- 2 Hall of Famer
  • Andrew Hackard, Austin, TX -- 3
  • Mark Niebuhr, Minneapolis, MN -- 3 Website
  • Tom Stoudt, Fort Washington, PA -- 3 Hall of Famer
  • Michael Cunningham, Woodridge, IL -- 4
  • Kim Moser, New York, NY -- 4 Hall of Famer
  • Paul Wiley, Westtown, NY -- 4
  • Stephen A. Segall, Poplar Bluff, MO -- 5
  • Barbara McMullen, Ann Arbor, MI -- Topic
  • Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- Banner Tag
  • Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Hall of Famer
  • James Blunt, Tidworth, Wiltshire, England -- Ambience   (explanation)

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