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December 4, 1997

The Top 5 MENSA Pick-Up Lines

    1. "If I were to mention to you that you have a bellus corpus, would you take umbrage?"

    2. "I bet your brain stem reaches almost down to your gluteus maximus."

    3. "Ooohh, your IQ is 145? I like 'em dumb and strong!"

    4. "By visually measuring the wrinkles in the front of your pants, calculating your body mass based on your height and weight, and dividing that number by your waist size -- I know that you have absolutely nothing in your pocket and are, in fact, glad to see me."

      and the Number 1 MENSA Pick-Up Line...

    5. "Baby, I'll have you barking like a canis familiaris."

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Selected from 176 submissions from 65 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:

  • Peter Bauer, Rochester, NY -- 1, 3 (3rd #1)
  • Eric Huret, Atlanta, GA -- 2
  • Sue Prifogle, Rushville, IN -- 4
  • Randy Wohl, Ma'ale Adumim, Israel -- 5
  • Chuck Smith, Woodbridge, VA -- Topic
  • Dave Henry, Slidell, LA -- Banner Tag
  • Radiohead, London, England -- Ambience

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