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November 28, 2005


For those of you NOT in the United States:
The day after our Thanksgiving holiday is the
biggest shopping day of the entire year, with
most stores having big sales and people fighting
to get the best deals. They call it "Black Friday."

The Top 5 Things Overheard
in Stores on "Black Friday"

    1. "If you don't get your friggin' hands off that friggin' 'Passion of the Christ' DVD, I'll rip your friggin' arm off!"

    2. "Put the 'Invasion of Syria' board games back in the storeroom. That's for NEXT Christmas."

    3. "Oh, look! 'Nick & Jessica Forever' T-shirts are 70% off!"

    4. "Out of that, *too*? Well, how about 'And-the-Horse-You-Rode-in-on Elmo'?"

      and the Number 1 Thing Overheard in Stores on "Black Friday"...

    5. "Okay, you have the Xbox. Now release the hostages."

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Selected from 83 submissions from 32 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:

  • Paul Wiley, Westtown, NY -- 1 (Woohoo! 1st #1!)
  • Allan Rousselle, Redmond, WA -- 2
  • Jeff Johnson, Los Altos, CA -- 3
  • Bruce W. Alter, Fairfax Station, VA -- 4
  • Pat Sajak, Los Angeles, CA -- 5 Website
  • Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- Topic
  • Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH -- Banner Tag Hall of Famer
  • Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Hall of Famer
  • Steely Dan, New York, NY -- Ambience   (explanation)

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