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November 14, 2005


~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~

The TopFive Idol contest continues!

Today's list was compiled from submissions sent in by 103
contestants who are hoping to become TopFive contributors.

On Wednesday we'll announce the new fluffer-- er, contributors.


The Top 5 Phrases You Never
Want to Hear From Your Best Friend
(Part II)


    1. "The good news: I found your underwear.
      The bad news: It's in the coffin."

    2. "Does my handlebar moustache make my butt look big in these assless chaps?"

    3. "Woof! Woof! Timmy's in the-- Hey, roast beef! I'm starving!"

    4. "Is it okay with you if, for her birthday, I buy your wife breast implants?"

      and the Number 1 Phrase You Never Want to Hear From Your Best Friend...

    5. "Wow, bro, your mom is LIMBER!"



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Selected from 297 submissions from 103 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:


  • Jeff McCown, Seattle, WA -- 1 (Woohoo!)
  • Andrea Bempensante, Milano, Italy -- 2
  • Lori Petterson, Fairfax, VA -- 3
  • Steve Huntington, San Jose, CA -- 4
  • Nathan C. Sherman, Bellevue, WA -- 5
  • Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- Topic, Banner Tag
  • Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor
  • Andrew Gold, Burbank, CA -- Ambience   (explanation)

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