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November 14, 2005


The TopFive Idol contest continues!

Today's list was compiled from submissions sent in by 103
contestants who are hoping to become TopFive contributors.

On Wednesday we'll announce the new fluffer-- er, contributors.

The Top 5 Phrases You Never
Want to Hear From Your Best Friend
(Part II)

    1. "The good news: I found your underwear.
      The bad news: It's in the coffin."

    2. "Does my handlebar moustache make my butt look big in these assless chaps?"

    3. "Woof! Woof! Timmy's in the-- Hey, roast beef! I'm starving!"

    4. "Is it okay with you if, for her birthday, I buy your wife breast implants?"

      and the Number 1 Phrase You Never Want to Hear From Your Best Friend...

    5. "Wow, bro, your mom is LIMBER!"

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Selected from 297 submissions from 103 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:

  • Jeff McCown, Seattle, WA -- 1 (Woohoo!)
  • Andrea Bempensante, Milano, Italy -- 2
  • Lori Petterson, Fairfax, VA -- 3
  • Steve Huntington, San Jose, CA -- 4
  • Nathan C. Sherman, Bellevue, WA -- 5
  • Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- Topic, Banner Tag
  • Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor
  • Andrew Gold, Burbank, CA -- Ambience   (explanation)

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