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November 11, 2005


The TopFive Idol contest continues!

Today's list was compiled from submissions sent in by 103
contestants who are hoping to become TopFive contributors.

Monday we'll give you part II of the list, then on
Wednesday we'll announce the new coffee-fetchers.

The Top 5 Phrases You Never
Want to Hear From Your Best Friend
(Part I)

    1. "Aw, come on and go to the meeting. I thought you *wanted* to meet Cruise and Travolta."

    2. "I imagine you want your underwear back now."

    3. "I don't want to be rude, but your girlfriend's roots are showing on top of her head."

    4. "Dude! Wanna start a Brotherhood of the Traveling Pants?"

      and the Number 1 Phrase You Never Want to Hear From Your Best Friend...

    5. "Damn, your nana has some big-ass nipples!"

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16-item list, plus much MUCH more.

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Selected from 297 submissions from 103 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:

  • Mike McClure, Clawson, MI -- 1 (Woohoo!)
  • Terry Ramsdell, Ann Arbor, MI -- 2
  • Chuck Knight, Placentia, CA -- 3
  • Peter Heltzer, Buffalo Grove, IL -- 4
  • L. A. Bettencourtt, Macon, GA -- 5
  • Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- Topic, Banner Tag
  • Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor
  • Andrew Gold, Burbank, CA -- Ambience   (explanation)

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