November 6, 1996
The Top 5 Michael Jackson Parenting Tips
- Frequent plastic surgery keeps your kids feeling and looking *fresh*!
- Spankings are okay -- but stop if the little tyke's hand gets sore.
- Let the child pick his nose -- from a catalog.
- Remove glove *before* changing diaper.
and the Number 1 Michael Jackson Parenting Tip...
- There's nothing a spoonful of sugar, a big hug, and $25,000,000 can't fix.
There are no Runners Up submissions for this list!
Selected from 124 submissions by 40 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:
- Christopher Troise, New York, NY -- 1 (3rd #1)
- Peg Warner, Derry, NH -- 2
- Bill Muse, Seattle, WA -- 3
- Greg Pettit, Houston, TX -- 4
- Lev L. Spiro, Los Angeles, CA -- 5
- Chris White, NY, NY -- Listmeister