October 3, 1996
The Top 5 Signs Alien Civilizations
Aren't So Advanced
- Who invented the Eggo? We did, saucer-boy!
- It may be atomic, but it's *still* an outhouse.
- Their first words: "Take us to your skipper, little buddy."
- Still haven't made the connection between peanut butter and jelly.
and the Number 1 Sign Alien Civilizations Aren't So Advanced...
- They certainly could have chosen a better infiltrator than Dennis Rodman.
There are no Runners Up submissions for this list!
Selected from 135 submissions by 39 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:
- Joel McClure, Sterling Heights, MI -- 1 (2nd #1)
- Galen Tatsuo Komatsu, Hawaii! -- 2
- Blair Bostick, Alexandria, VA -- 3
- Paul Schindler, Orinda, CA -- 4
- Lee Oeth, San Diego, CA -- 5
- Gabe Helou, whereabouts unknown -- Topic
- Chris White, NY, NY -- Listmeister