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October 3, 1996

The Top 5 Signs Alien Civilizations
Aren't So Advanced
(Part I)

    1. Who invented the Eggo? We did, saucer-boy!

    2. It may be atomic, but it's *still* an outhouse.

    3. Their first words: "Take us to your skipper, little buddy."

    4. Still haven't made the connection between peanut butter and jelly.

      and the Number 1 Sign Alien Civilizations Aren't So Advanced...

    5. They certainly could have chosen a better infiltrator than Dennis Rodman.

There are no Runners Up submissions for this list!

Selected from 135 submissions by 39 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:

  • Joel McClure, Sterling Heights, MI -- 1 (2nd #1)
  • Galen Tatsuo Komatsu, Hawaii! -- 2
  • Blair Bostick, Alexandria, VA -- 3
  • Paul Schindler, Orinda, CA -- 4
  • Lee Oeth, San Diego, CA -- 5
  • Gabe Helou, whereabouts unknown -- Topic
  • Chris White, NY, NY -- Listmeister

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