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October 2, 1996

The Top 5 Signs Your Cat
Has a Personality Disorder

    1. Spends all day in litterbox separating the green chlorophyll granules from the plain white ones.

    2. After years of NPR, Tabby is suddenly a Ditto-Puss.

    3. Sullen and overweight, your sunglass-wearing cat shoots the TV with a .45 Magnum when it sees cartoon depictions of stupid or lazy felines.

    4. Your stereo is missing, and in the corner you find a pawn ticket and 2 kilos of catnip.

      and the Number 1 Sign Your Cat Has a Personality Disorder...

    5. Makes an attempt on "First Cat" Socks' life in a pathetic attempt to impress Jodie Foster.

There are no Runners Up submissions for this list!

Selected from 105 submissions by 32 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:

  • Caroline Gennity, Virginia Beach, VA -- 1 (9th #1)
  • Doug Johnson, Santa Cruz, CA -- 1 (2nd #1)
  • George Olson, Colorado Springs, CO -- 2, 5
  • Rebecca Smith, Dallas, TX -- 2
  • Ed Brooksbank, Sacramento, CA -- 2
  • Bruce Ansley, Baltimore, MD -- 3
  • Lev L. Spiro, Los Angeles, CA -- 3
  • Chris Gleason, Germantown, MD -- 4
  • Kermit Woodall, Richmond, VA -- 5
  • Janet Tomkins, whereabouts unknown -- Topic
  • Chris White, NY, NY -- Listmeister

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