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TopFive.com
1099 Laughs Free!
September 28, 2004


~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~

Manhattan Supreme Court Judge Ellen Coin recently
ruled that jurors consuming alcohol, smoking
marijuana, snorting cocaine and falling asleep
do not constitute an "outside influence" on jurors.


The Top 5 Signs a Jury Is High


    1. They run out of notepads every half hour because everyone's drawing fairies.

    2. They request a transcript of the defendant's testimony, a Dark Side of the Moon CD and a DVD of The Wizard of Oz.

    3. Once again, they're deadlocked: half Oreos, half Cool Ranch Doritos.

    4. During the expert forensics witness's testimony, someone blurts out, "Slow down, egghead!"

      and the Number 1 Sign a Jury Is High...

    5. The response to "Have you reached a verdict?" is "Yes, we have, Uranus."

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Selected from 121 submissions from 45 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:


  • Anne Sholl, Myrtle Beach, SC -- 1, 5 (4th #1)
  • Tom Stoudt, Fort Washington, PA -- 2
  • Martin Bredeck, Hybla Valley, VA -- 3
  • Bill Muse, Seattle, WA -- 3 Hall of Famer
  • Brad Wilkerson, Mesa, AZ -- 3
  • Wayne Kierstead, West Linn, OR -- 4
  • Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH -- Topic
  • Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- Banner Tag
  • Larry Hollister, Concord, CA -- HM list name Website / Hall of Famer
  • Danny Gallagher, Tyler, TX -- Runner Up list name Website
  • Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Email / Hall of Famer
  • Joni Mitchell, Ft. McLeod, AB, Canada -- Ambience   (explanation)

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