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September 28, 2004


Manhattan Supreme Court Judge Ellen Coin recently
ruled that jurors consuming alcohol, smoking
marijuana, snorting cocaine and falling asleep
do not constitute an "outside influence" on jurors.

The Top 5 Signs a Jury Is High

    1. They run out of notepads every half hour because everyone's drawing fairies.

    2. They request a transcript of the defendant's testimony, a Dark Side of the Moon CD and a DVD of The Wizard of Oz.

    3. Once again, they're deadlocked: half Oreos, half Cool Ranch Doritos.

    4. During the expert forensics witness's testimony, someone blurts out, "Slow down, egghead!"

      and the Number 1 Sign a Jury Is High...

    5. The response to "Have you reached a verdict?" is "Yes, we have, Uranus."

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Selected from 121 submissions from 45 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:

  • Anne Sholl, Myrtle Beach, SC -- 1, 5 (4th #1)
  • Tom Stoudt, Fort Washington, PA -- 2
  • Martin Bredeck, Hybla Valley, VA -- 3
  • Bill Muse, Seattle, WA -- 3 Hall of Famer
  • Brad Wilkerson, Mesa, AZ -- 3
  • Wayne Kierstead, West Linn, OR -- 4
  • Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH -- Topic
  • Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- Banner Tag
  • Larry Hollister, Concord, CA -- HM list name Website / Hall of Famer
  • Danny Gallagher, Tyler, TX -- Runner Up list name Website
  • Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Email / Hall of Famer
  • Joni Mitchell, Ft. McLeod, AB, Canada -- Ambience   (explanation)

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