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September 27, 2004


Retired pharmacist George Boudreaux is selling
his formula of diaper rash cream under the
name "Boudreaux's Butt Paste." What if other
personal-care products were so straightforward?

The Top 5 Truth-in-Advertising
Names of Personal Care Products

    1. Cover Girl Makeup - Covers Ugly Girls Makeup

    2. Tampax -- Suck It Up, Missy!

    3. Tom's of Maine -- Gee, Your Teeth Smell Like Peat Moss!

    4. K-Y Jelly -- J-O Jelly

      and the Number 1 Truth-in-Advertising Name of a Personal Care Product...

    5. Chanel No. 5 -- Catbox No. 2

Our ClubTop5 members get to see the entire 15-item list!

Selected from 111 submissions from 42 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:

  • Andrew Hackard, Austin, TX -- 1 (2nd #1)
  • Danny Gallagher, Tyler, TX -- 2 Website
  • Donald Junter, New Haven, CT -- 2
  • Michael Sheinbaum, Exton, PA -- 3 Website
  • Colleen Stelmaszek, Houston, TX -- 4
  • Scott Witmer, Hanover, PA -- 4
  • Dave Wesley, Pleasant Hill, CA -- 5, RU list name Hall of Famer
  • Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH -- Topic
  • Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- Banner Tag
  • Elliott Schiff, Allentown, PA -- Honorable Mention list name
  • Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Email / Hall of Famer
  • Warren Zevon, Chicago, IL -- Ambience   (explanation)

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