September 25, 1996
The Top 5 Signs You're at
a Bad Renaissance Festival
- Featured event: Johnson-Jousting!
- Disgusting Ogre is merely an unshaved Marlon Brando.
- "Tarry, wench, I prithee! Wouldst thou Macarena?"
- Merlin the Magician's only trick is "Got your nose!"
and the Number 1 Sign You're at a Bad Renaissance Festival...
- Jousting Crips and Bloods.
There are no Runners Up submissions for this list!
Selected from 141 submissions by 40 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:
- John Voigt, Chicago, IL -- 1
- Lloyd Jacobson, Washington, DC -- 1 (1st #1!)
- Bill Muse, Seattle, WA -- 2 (Rookie!)
- Matt Diamond, Holland, PA -- 3
- Stephen Pace, Houston, TX -- 4
- Kim Moser, New York, NY -- 5
- Marshal Perlman, Minneapolis, MN -- Topic
- Chris White, NY, NY -- Listmeister