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TopFive.com
The utmost in high-fidelity octaphonic humor.
September 24, 2004


The Top 5 Signs Your
Truck Is TOO DAMN BIG
(Part II)


    1. The turn signals are labeled "port" and "starboard."

    2. Four times this month you've crushed the garbage truck while backing out of the driveway.

    3. Greenies have to stand on a stepladder to key the paint job.

    4. The passenger side is 2 feet lower because that's where your wife parks her Camry.

      and the Number 1 Sign Your Truck Is TOO DAMN BIG...

    5. Every time you gun the engine, you can feel the earth get a teensy bit warmer.

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Selected from 173 submissions from 64 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:


  • Bill Muse, Seattle, WA -- 1 (64th #1) Hall of Famer
  • Donald Junter, New Haven, CT -- 2
  • Jody LaFerriere, Leominster, MA -- 2 Website
  • Brian Jones, Atlanta, GA -- 3
  • Jennifer Ford, Fort Wayne, IN -- 4 Website
  • Pat Sajak, Los Angeles, CA -- 5 Website
  • Andrew Hackard, Austin, TX -- Topic
  • Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- Banner Tag
  • Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH -- Runner Up list name
  • Dave Wesley, Pleasant Hill, CA -- HM list name Hall of Famer
  • Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Email / Hall of Famer
  • Big Ass Truck, Memphis, TN -- Ambience   (explanation)

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