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September 15, 2004


The Burning Man Festival is "an annual art festival
and temporary community based on radical self-expression
and self-reliance in the Black Rock Desert of Nevada."
In reality, though, it's pretty much a big, dusty rave.

The Top 5 Things Overheard
at the Burning Man Festival

    1. "This thing is getting too cushy -- they even provided a hole to use as a toilet this year."

    2. "Put that cigarette out! This is a no-smoking fire zone!"

    3. "Does this exposed penis make me look fat?"

    4. "I've reached my inner dung beetle this year!"

      and the Number 1 Thing Overheard at the Burning Man Festival...

    5. "We are here to service the physical, spiritual, emotional and psychic needs of our astro-travelling clientele -- and sell cold beer for three-fifty a can."

Our ClubTop5 members get to see the entire 13-item list!

Selected from 102 submissions from 37 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:

  • David G. Scott, Kansas City, MO -- 1 (13th #1) Website
  • Scott Witmer, Hanover, PA -- 2
  • Paul Schindler, Orinda, CA -- 3 Website
  • Gordon Sherman, Camp Slayer, Baghdad -- 4
  • Peter Bauer, Rochester, NY -- 5 Hall of Famer
  • Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH -- List moderator
  • Donald Junter, New Haven, CT -- Topic
  • Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- Banner Tag
  • Danny Gallagher, Tyler, TX -- Runner Up list name Website
  • Mark D. Sabien, What Cheer, IA -- Honorable Mention list name Website
  • Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Email / Hall of Famer
  • Paul Gilbert, Carbondale, IL -- Ambience   (explanation)

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