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September 6, 1996

The Top 5 Signs You're Pledging
the Wrong Sorority or Fraternity

    1. Every Monday night is Melrose Place/self-breast-exam night.

    2. In EVERY room, at EVERY function, out of EVERY speaker: John Tesh

    3. Their idea of a wild party: slam out a few pages of code, then memorize Star Trek dialogue.

    4. Their good looks, fabulous wealth, and popularity are sure signs that they're gonna get their comeuppance in a big, humiliating way by a ragtag group of misfits at Homecoming.

      and's Number 1 Sign You're Pledging the Wrong Sorority or Fraternity...

    5. "Smegma" may sound like a letter in the Greek alphabet, but it's not.

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