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August 26, 2005

The Top 5 Established Scientific Concepts
as Reinterpreted by Creation Scientists

    1. Tornadoes: It's right there in Hosea 8:32-34: "They who dwelleth in houses upon wheels and erecteth idols of the one-legged pink demon bird committeth abominations against the LORD, and yea shall His mighty swirling winds smite them."

    2. Plate Tectonics: Floating on a miles-deep layer of molten magma, the earth's continents are slowly drifting... to the right.

    3. Einstein's Theory of Relativity: crazy Jew talk!

    4. Lightning: Even angels forget sometimes you can't put metal in the microwave.

      and the Number 1 Established Scientific Concept as Reinterpreted by Creation Scientists...

    5. Human Reproduction: God punishes those who engage in sinful activity by inflicting a child upon them.

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