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August 22, 2005


The Top 5 Ways TopFive
Has Changed Over the Years


    1. Change? Change?!?! Change would require us to go *out there*, away from the snuggly, safe confines of the basement, and Mr. White doesn't like that. No sir, not at all.

    2. We used to get all excited when radio DJs would pirate jokes; now we get excited *and* litigious!

    3. Fewer matching leather jackets. More matching polyester jumpsuits.

    4. Former requirement of three sexual favors to garner the highly coveted #1 spot now upped to anywhere between five and 15 sexual favors. (Sometimes gift chocolate works, too.)

      and the Number 1 Way TopFive Has Changed Over the Years...

    5. It turns out that humor is inversely proportional to the price of gas.



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Selected from 116 submissions from 40 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:


  • Bruce Ansley, Baltimore, MD -- 1 (22nd #1) Hall of Famer
  • Dave Goudsward, Lake Worth, FL -- 2
  • Kim Moser, New York, NY -- 2 Hall of Famer
  • Curtis Stoddard, Milwaukie, OR -- 3
  • Bill Muse, Seattle, WA -- 4 Hall of Famer
  • Christa Grunewald, Wamego, KS -- 5
  • Peter Rogers, Austin, TX -- Topic, moderator Hall of Famer
  • Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- Banner Tag
  • Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Hall of Famer
  • David Jones, Brixton, England -- Ambience   (explanation)

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