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August 15, 2005

New Hall of Fame inductee Fran Fruit compiled today's list.
You can find all of TopFive's Hall of Famers here.

The Top 5 IMs We'd Rather Not Receive

    1. in meeting for un-laid-off. where u?

    2. Party pix r in - goat not a dream

    3. I'm texting you... from INSIDE THE HOUSE!

    4. Hello, Clarice.

      and the Number 1 IM We'd Rather Not Receive...

    5. I wuz ROFLMAO, and now I can't find my A!

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Selected from 93 submissions from 47 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:

  • Yoram Puius, New York, NY -- 1 (21st #1)
  • Michael Cunningham, Woodridge, IL -- 2
  • Brad Osberg, Calgary, Canada -- 3
  • Colleen Stelmaszek, Houston, TX -- 3
  • Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH -- 4 Hall of Famer
  • Andrew Thomas, Shrewsbury, MA -- 5
  • Doug Finney, Houston, TX -- 5
  • Dave Henry, Slidell, LA -- Banner Tag Hall of Famer
  • Fran Fruit, Winnetka, IL -- List moderator, Topic Hall of Famer
  • Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Hall of Famer
  • Grandmaster Flash & the Furious Five, Bronx, NY -- Ambience   (explanation)

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