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August 8, 2005


~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~

Well, it's that time of the decade again --
time to celebrate TopFivity in all its glory
by inducting a few worthy contributors to the
hallowed halls of the TopFive Hall of Fame.

The last time we did this was back in 2002,
and some of these were long overdue. Without
further needless pomp and/or circumstance,
our Hall of Fame inductees for 2005 are:

Fran Fruit
Carl Knorr
Allen Lindsey
Joseph Moore
Peter Rogers
Mark D. Sabien
Tom Stoudt
Don Swain
Peg Warner
Mark Weiss

Congratulations to all. Now show us your busts!

Biographies and photos of these and all
our Hall of Famers can be found right here.


The Top 5 Signs Your Baby Hates You


    1. Two words: constant crotch-punching.

    2. "Say 'Daddy!"
      "Da-da."
      "Say 'Grampa!'"
      "Pa-paw."
      "Say 'Mommy!'"
      "WHORE!"

    3. Rectal thermometer ejected at speeds that could only come from practicing.

    4. He's started teething -- on your brake lines.

      and the Number 1 Sign Your Baby Hates You...

    5. Pat-a-cake turns into fisticuffs every time.



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Selected from 116 submissions from 43 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:


  • Stephanie Shiner Thompson, Brainerd, MN -- 1 (1st #1)
  • John J. Brassil, Nashville, TN -- 2
  • Greg Sadosuk, Fairfax, VA -- 3
  • Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH -- 4, Banner Tag Hall of Famer
  • Dawson Rambo, Santa Rosa, CA -- 5
  • Allen Lindsey, Cincinnati, OH -- Topic
  • Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Hall of Famer
  • The Babys, London, England -- Ambience   (explanation)

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