July 17, 1996
The Top 5 Signs You're Not at the Real Olympics
- Crack open that gold medal -- it's Choc-O-Licious!
- 10-meter platform dive replaced with tire swing competition.
- Alpha Theta fails in bid for fourth consecutive gold medal in distance vomiting.
- Winner of the long jump? Not Carl, but *Emmanuel* Lewis.
and TopFive.com's Number 1 Sign You're Not at the Real Olympics...
- Basketball halftime score: Klingons 35, Romulans 32.
Selected from 183 submissions by 54 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:
- Wade Kwon, Birmingham, AL -- 1 (3rd #1)
- Lloyd Jacobson, Washington, DC -- 2, 5
- Alexander Clemens, San Francisco, CA -- 3 (Rookie!)
- Matthew Miller, Tuscaloosa, AL -- 4, Topic (Rookie!)
- John Voigt, Chicago, IL -- 5
- Lee Oeth, San Diego, CA -- 5
- Chris White, NY, NY -- Listmeister