June 10, 1996
The Top 5 Rejected Barnum & Bailey Circus Acts
- Ten Drunk Clowns and One Mighty Frightened Monkey!
- Mrs. Irma Morgan and Doll-Baby, Her Amazing Trained Pekingese
- The Royal Lipizzaner Cattle
- Jim Bob and the All-Nude Barnyard Revue
and TopFive.com's Number 1 Rejected Barnum & Bailey Circus Act...
- Tom, the Man Who Burns to Death (today only)
Selected from 60 submissions by 19 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:
- Greg Bell, San Diego, CA -- 1
- Alan Smithee, Sugar Land, TX -- 2
- Doug Johnson, Santa Cruz, CA -- 3
- Meredith Ogden, Ithaca, NY -- 4
- Duncan Carling, San Francisco, CA -- 5
- Chris White, San Diego, CA -- List moderator